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Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling
Jul
17
9:00 PM21:00

Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling

Comedian Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling will take the stage of the Newtown Theatre on Saturday, July 17 at 9 PM.

Doors open at 8 PM. General admission tickets include two drinks (beer, wine, or nonalcoholic options). Unvaccinated patrons are asked to wear masks inside the theatre while not eating or drinking. This show is for mature audiences (age 18+).

 

Jackie Martling is a stand-up comedian, writer, radio personality, author and actor, best known as the former head writer for The Howard Stern Show from 1983 to 2001.

He's released a number of comedy albums, a music album, and two books. He continues to perform stand-up and hosted a Sirius XM Satellite Radio show from 2006-2014 called Jackie's Joke Hunt.

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3 Dads - 1 Mic
Jun
19
8:00 PM20:00

3 Dads - 1 Mic

Celebrate Father's Day weekend at the historic Newtown Theatre with a triple headliner comedy show on June 19.

Doors open at 7 PM, and the show beings at 8 PM. General admission tickets include two drinks (beer, wine, or nonalcoholic options). Unvaccinated patrons are asked to wear masks inside the theatre while not eating or drinking. This show is for mature audiences only (age 18+).

 
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Mike Burton

Mike Burton started doing stand-up comedy in 1996 and moved up the ladder quickly; first performing in the clubs in NYC then hitting the road. He’s been on TV shows, independent feature films, and commercials. His high-energy act, storytelling, and facial expressions endear him to audiences and have them readily waiting to see him again.

 
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Chris Johnston

Chris electrifies the stage with a charismatic delivery of opinions on everyday life and unique stories regarding his struggles of fitting in to society. He shares creative personal views of daily routines, thoughts and awkward moments that anyone can relate to. Chris has appeared on Comedy Central and an opening act for the Impractical Jokers.

 
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Buddy Harris

At 35 years old, after a bet with his oldest daughter, Buddy Harris got on stage for the first time. Since then he has hit the ground running performing at clubs and casinos around the country.

Buddy brings the authenticity of his life to the stage and nothing is off limits. From cancer to divorce to being a father of three daughters, you'll find his energetic storytelling style and his take on the modern-day family both funny and relatable.

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Robert Kelly
May
1
6:00 PM18:00

Robert Kelly

Live comedy is back at the historic Newtown Theatre! Comedian Robert Kelly will appear for two performances on Saturday, May 1 at 6 PM and 9 PM.

Doors open at 5 PM for the 6 PM show and 8:15 PM for the 9 PM show. General admission tickets includes two drinks (beer, wine, or nonalcoholic options). Seating is limited to 75 people per show in compliance with Pennsylvania COVID restrictions. This show is for mature audiences only (age 18+).

 

Robert Kelly’s comedy is rooted in his own life and relationships which makes it honest, abrasively funny and refreshingly vulnerable.

A fixture on Comedy Central, Kelly has been winning over audiences for years touring clubs, colleges and theaters, including repeat performances at Montreal’s Just for Laughs Festival.

He is also the host of the top-rated You Know What Dude? podcast.

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POSTPONED: Vic Dibitetto
May
9
6:00 PM18:00

POSTPONED: Vic Dibitetto

POSTPONED

Following the request of health officials, this event has been postponed. A new date has not been determined yet. Please contact the Comedy Shoppe with any questions.

 
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About Vic Dibitetto

His pace is frenetic. He holds no hostages. He says what you are thinking but are afraid to say out loud.

Vic Dibitetto is an internet sensation with over 500 million video views worldwide and 1.2 million followers on social media. He’s regularly featured on the nationally syndicated daytime TV show Right This Minute and is the host of Vic’s Picks, a digital TV show for Hearst Digital/Entertainment.

Vic has created many viral video characters like Tony Gaga, That Guy, Frankie Pentangelli, Fool by the Pool, and Ticked Off Vic. His Yankee and Giant locker room satires are now legendary. And his Bread and Milk video is like a Christmas carol that comes back on TV, radio and news outlets every time it snows almost anywhere in the world.

You’ve never seen anything like Vic Dibitetto on stage. Vic Dibitetto: blue collar comedy in a red sauce.

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POSTPONED: Dave Landau & Paul Virzi
May
2
8:00 PM20:00

POSTPONED: Dave Landau & Paul Virzi

POSTPONED

Following the request of health officials, this event has been postponed. A new date has not been determined yet. Please contact the Comedy Shoppe with any questions.

 

About Dave Landau

Dave Landau is a comedian from Detroit With a fast-paced style, sharp jokes and a strong improv background from the Second City Comedy Theater. Dave has appeared on Comedy Central's "Live at Gotham," NBC's "Last Comic Standing," HBO's “Las Vegas Comedy Festival" (as 1 of the best 21 club comics working today), Byron Allen's "Comedy TV," “The Bob and Tom Show" and provided his voice along with Larry the Cable Guy and Jeff Foxworthy on Henry Cho’s “What’s That Clickin’ Noise?” Dave has also been the opening act for Dave Chappelle, Dennis Miller and Steven Wright.

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About Paul Virzi

Paul Virzi is a stand up comedian and many of the nation’s top comedy clubs have called him one of the strongest on the rise! His debut comedy special, Bill Burr Presents Paul Virzi: I’ll Say This debuted on Comedy Central in November and is available to stream now on CC.com. His comedy album Night At The Stand was #1 on iTunes and reached #4 on Billboards Top 100. He’s appeared on TruTV's Comedy Knockout, AXS TV's Gotham Comedy Live, The NFL Network’s Good Morning Football, FOX's Redeye and written for the ESPN ESPY Awards. Paul has made numerous appearances at the prestigious Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal and performed at the SXSW Festival in Austin, TX.

Paul has toured with Bill Burr in some of the country's most iconic theaters including, Madison Square Garden, The Chicago Theatre and Carnegie Hall. Every week you can hear him host his very popular podcast The Virzi Effect.

Paul grew up in the suburbs, outside of New York City. He loves his family, cigars and having pointless sports arguments with his friends. He never fails in keeping the laughs coming and making the audience feel comfortable with his hard hitting personal approach. He is fun to watch and has a stage presence that is second to none.

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CANCELED: Louie Anderson
Apr
3
to Apr 4

CANCELED: Louie Anderson

Following the advice of state and local health officials and our own commitment to the safety of our staff and guests, the Newtown Theatre has canceled Louie Anderson’s appearance at the Newtown Theatre. Ticket purchases have been refunded.

About Louie Anderson

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Two-time Emmy award winning comedian Louie Anderson is one of the country’s most recognized and adored comics. Named by Comedy Central as “One of 100 Greatest Stand-Up Comedians of All Time,” his career has spanned more than 30 years.  He is a bestselling author, star of his own standup specials and sitcoms, and he continues to tour the country performing to standing room-only crowds worldwide.
 
In 2016, Louie was cast to co-star along with Zach Galifianakis and Martha Kelly in the hit FX series, “Baskets.” Anderson’s extraordinary role is Christine Baskets, the matriarch of the Baskets clan. The character is based on both his mother and his five sisters, who were a major presence in his life.
 
“I’m not as nice in the character as my mom was as a person. It really is an extension of my mom,” Anderson says, adding that he always aims to make his performance “as real as possible” without “affecting or cartooning it up.  “It felt like it was divine intervention when I got the call to be on the show, that somehow my mom, from the great beyond, was finally getting herself into show business where she truly belonged in the first place.”
 
Sharing the ups and downs of his childhood experiences as one of eleven children in Minnesota, Louie crafted comedy routines that rang true for his early club audiences while reducing them to helpless fits of laughter, routines that led him from his career as a counselor to troubled children to the first-place trophy at the 1981 Midwest Comedy Competition. Henny Youngman, who hosted the competition, recognized the diamond-in-the-rough genius of the young comic and hired him as a writer, providing invaluable experience that soon put Louie in his own spotlight on comedy stages all over the country.
 
Johnny Carson, the comedy icon for generations of rising stars, invited Louie to make his national television debut on the “The Tonight Show” in 1984, and the rest is history. Leno, Letterman, The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, “Comic Relief” and Showtime, HBO and CMT specials followed, including hosting the legendary game show, Family Feud, making Louie a household name and opening doors for him as an actor. He has guest-starred in sitcoms like “Grace Under Fire” and dramas like “Touched by an Angel” and “Chicago Hope,” and he has had memorable featured roles in film comedies like “Coming to America,” opposite of Eddie Murphy, and the classic “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.”

In 2013, he took a dive on the ABC reality series, “Splash” where he conquered his own fears while becoming an inspiration of hope. His standup Special, “Big Baby Boomer” premiered on CMT, in 2013. Also in that year, he competed and inspired on the ABC reality competition show, Splash.
In 1995 Louie put his creative energies to work on the Saturday morning animated series “Life with Louie.” The long-running series based on Louie’s own childhood and his life with his father won three Humanitas Prizes for writing on a children’s’ animated series, making him the only three-time recipient of this award. It also earned a Genesis Award for its depiction of the proper treatment of animals and, most significantly, two Emmy Awards.

His best selling books include Dear Dad – Letters From An Adult Child, a collection of alternately touching and outrageous letters from Louie to his late father, and Good-bye Jumbo…Hello Cruel World, self-help for those who struggle with self-esteem issues, and his latest installment on family, The F Word, How To Survive Your Family.

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Vinnie Brand
Mar
7
8:00 PM20:00

Vinnie Brand

Vinnie Brand returns to the Newtown Theatre! Join us for his laugh-out-loud performance on Saturday, March 7 at 8:00 PM.

Doors open at 7:00 PM and the show starts at 8:00. Beer, wine and concessions will be sold from the time the doors open until the start of the performance.

 

Vinnie Brand opened the Stress Factory Comedy Club in 1991, which has featured comic headlines such as Drew Carey, Gilbert Gottfried, Chris Rock, and others.

Vinnie has performed at numerous comedy venues outside of his own club and has made TV appearances on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, Last Comic Standing, Restaurant Stakeout, Dave Attell: Road Work, and NickMom Night Out. 

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Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling
Feb
1
8:00 PM20:00

Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling

Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling is back! Join us for his laugh-out-loud performance on Saturday, February 1 at 8:00 PM at the Newtown Theatre.

Doors open at 7:00 PM and the show starts at 8:00. Beer, wine and concessions will be sold from the time the doors open until the start of the performance. This show is for mature audiences only.

Jackie Martling is a stand-up comedian, writer, radio personality, author and actor, best known as the former head writer for The Howard Stern Show from 1983 to 2001.

He's released a number of comedy albums, a music album, and two books. He continues to perform stand-up and hosted a Sirius XM Satellite Radio show from 2006-2014 called Jackie's Joke Hunt.

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Mitch Fatel
Jan
11
8:00 PM20:00

Mitch Fatel

Mitch Fatel will return to the stage of the historic Newtown Theatre on Saturday, January 11.

Doors open at 7:00 PM and the show starts at 8:00. Beer, wine and concessions will be sold from the time the doors open until the start of the performance.

 
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Comedian Mitch Fatel has showcased his comedic talent for 15 years and is the number-one requested comedian on Sirius Satellite Radio.

He's appeared numerous times on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Late Show with David Letterman and Howard Stern. Fatel won "Best Comedian" at the HBO Aspen Comedy Festival in 2006, and his half-hour stand-up special debuted on Comedy Central to rave reviews in 2007.

He also has a one-hour special for the network, Mitch Fatel is Magical, that debuted in 2009. Fatel currently has a reality show pilot on A&E based on his life. 

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"Dr. Dirty" John Valby
Dec
14
8:00 PM20:00

"Dr. Dirty" John Valby

The legendary “Dr. Dirty” John Valby will take to the stage of the historic Newtown Theatre on Saturday, December 14.

Doors open at 7:00 PM and the show starts at 8:00. Beer, wine and concessions will be sold from the time the doors open until the start of the performance.

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After spending an evening with John Valby, audiences find themselves wanting more and more of him. What makes Valby so unique and entertaining is his uncommon rapport with the audience and his ability to mix his musical talent with a mad-cap variety of "Dirty Ditties".

Few people can resist laughing at songs that would have earned them a mouthful of soap when they were children. Valby's repertoire is composed of popular songs, limericks, classical arrangements and his own original creations. Valby has made a career out of poking fun at his audiences, stretching the limits of free speech, and accepted good taste and satirizing current events from behind the piano.

When he's not playing and singing, he yells obscenities, the audience yells back and everyone has a good time. The best way to describe Valby is to blend the following performers: Allen Sherman, Spike Jones, Lenny Bruce and Weird Al Yankovic, all topped off with the Dirt of Redd Foxx, only better.

Valby attributes his love of music to his father Richard, an accomplished violinist. The "Dirt singing" didn’t start until Valby got to Middlebury College in Vermont. Majoring in philosophy, he created a few compositions for his fraternity brothers, many of which are still sung today as part of his legacy. In fact, Valby's performance status remains legendary at college campuses throughout the country.

As a trained classical pianist, Mr. Valby quickly realized that the demand was limited. He turned to his new material by accident, found a trend and went with it. That trend started in 1975 when Mr. Valby was performing the Buffalo bar circuit doing ragtime tunes and pop standards. According to Mr. Valby, "I did three dirty songs one night and pretty soon the power of "DIRT" pushed most everything else out. I became a mirror for the audience and the audience turned out to be 20 times dirtier than me."

Mr. Valby has recorded & produced over 30 CDs & LPs which bear such titles as Compact Dirt, Sit on a happy face, Give me Dirt or give me death, Operation F Iraq and many other titles that cannot be printed. He has also recorded clean material including a Christmas CD; and the non-Dirty Lily White and burnout Blues. He has worked on a number of other projects; including a multi-era rock'n-roll CD by the Krakup quartet, some new age music, and, believe it or not, a children's album.

Mr. Valby resides in Western New York with his wife Anne and his five children. He continues to be the mainstay at comedy clubs, rock clubs, and college campuses.

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Three Stooges Film Fest
Jun
23
1:00 PM13:00

Three Stooges Film Fest

Fans of the Three Stooges are invited to our third annual screening of Stooges shorts on the big screen!

On Sunday, June 23, from 1-3 PM, Michelle Squiccimara of The Stoogeum in Ambler will host the screening event and introduce each short film:

  • Movie Maniacs (1936)

  • Grips Grunts and Groans (1937)

  • We Want Our Mummy (1939)

  • Sing a Song of Six Pants (1947)

  • Love at First Bite (1950)

All ticket sales are final. No refunds, no exceptions. A mobile or hard copy ticket is okay—all tickets will be scanned at the door. The name on the ticket does not have to match the name of the attendee.

All proceeds benefit the non-profit Newtown Theatre, the oldest continuously operating movie house in the United States. 

Movie lineup subject to change

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Comedian Rich Vos
May
4
8:00 PM20:00

Comedian Rich Vos

Comedian Rich Vos will return to the Newtown Theatre on Saturday, May 4 at 8 PM. Doors open about an hour before the show.

Beer and wine will be available for purchase before the show.

Rich Vos is a comic with sharp, insightful material and the ability to work the crowd. He's landed many television appearances on everything from Def Jam to The View. Rich was the breakout star of NBC's Last Comic Standing seasons 1 and 3, a regular guest on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, and a writer for Chris Rock when he hosted the Academy Awards in 2005. He also played Lenny Bruce on NBC's American Dreams and is a regular on the Opie and Anthony radio show.

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Comedians Bonnie McFarlane & Carmen Lynch
Apr
6
8:00 PM20:00

Comedians Bonnie McFarlane & Carmen Lynch

Stand-up comedians Bonnie McFarlane and Carmen Lynch will perform a double headliner show at the Newtown Theatre on Saturday, April 6 at 8:00 PM. Doors open about an hour before the show.

Beer, wine and concessions will be sold from the time the doors open until the start of the performance.

Bonnie McFarlane

Bonnie McFarlane is a national headliner whose television credits includes an HBO special, two comedy central specials, three Letterman appearances, a Tonight Show appearance and regular appearances on the Opie and Anthony/Jimmy radio show. 

The Huffington Post listed McFarlane as the number one funniest female you should know. Paste Magazine chose My Wife Hates Me, the podcast she does with her husband Rich Vos, as one of the Top Ten best comedy podcasts today. She most recently made a critically acclaimed comedy documentary about funny women, Women Aren’t Funny, starring Joan Rivers, Rosie O’Donnell, Sarah Silverman and Maria Bamford.

Carmen Lynch

Carmen Lynch is a NYC-based comedian who has performed twice on The Late Show with David Letterman. She was a semi-finalist on NBC's Last Comic Standing and has performed several times for the troops in Iraq and Kuwait. Carmen has also appeared on Comedy Central's Inside Amy Schumer & HBO Canada's Funny As Hell.

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Comedian Jay Black
Mar
2
8:00 PM20:00

Comedian Jay Black

Comedian Jay Black will perform at the Newtown Theatre on Saturday, March 2 at 8 PM.

Doors open about an hour before the show.

Beer and wine will be available for purchase before the show.

Jay Black left his job as a high school English teacher ten years ago to embark on a career as a stand-up comic. On the stage, Jay has headlined clubs across the nation, from the MGM Grand in Las Vegas to the Tropicana in Atlantic City and just about every comedy club in between. He also toured extensively in Europe as the host of the US Army's "I Am Strong" tour.

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Comedian Jim Florentine
Feb
2
6:00 PM18:00

Comedian Jim Florentine

Back by popular demand, comedian Jim Florentine will return for two shows at the Newtown Theatre on Saturday, February 2, 2019. Join us for his 6:00 PM or 9:00 PM show.

Doors open about an hour before each show. Beer and wine will be available for purchase before the show.

Comedian, actor, podcaster and voice artist Jim Florentine is best known for co-hosting VH1 Classic's heavy metal talk show series, That Metal Show, from 2008-2015. He's also known for his work on Comedy Central's show Crank Yankers, and he's made appearances in the movie Trainwreck and on numerous television shows, including Inside Amy Schumer, Californication, Girls, and Louie.

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Comedy Night: Jessica Kirson
Jan
5
8:00 PM20:00

Comedy Night: Jessica Kirson

The hilarious Jessica Kirson will kick off a new year of comedy at the Newtown Theatre on Saturday, January 5. Doors will open at 7 PM for the 8 PM show. 

Jessica Kirson is a powerhouse on stage. Jessica’s act is a hilariously relatable performance of sheer silliness, vulnerability and ridiculous characters. Her countless comedic character videos have racked up over 30 million views on social media. Her audience is multi-generational, creating an excuse for large groups of friends and families to spend a night out together.

This year, Jessica will be featured playing herself on the HBO series Crashing with Pete Holmes. She recently served as a consultant, producer and writer as well as acted in the Robert De Niro’s film “The Comedian.” She has appeared on “The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon”, “The View, and “Kevin Can Wait.”

She was recently awarded “Best Female Comic” by the MAC association in New York City and received the prestigious Nightlife Award for “Best Stand-up Comedian.” And in her spare time, Jessica is a regular contributor to the “Howard Stern Show, where she produces and stars in prank calls for the program.

Stand-up comedy at the Newtown Theatre is sponsored by the Green Parrot in Newtown.

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Comedians Joey Callahan and Dan Wilson
Sep
15
8:00 PM20:00

Comedians Joey Callahan and Dan Wilson

Join us for a double headliner show with Joey Callahan and Dan Wilson on Saturday, September 15. Doors will open at 7 PM for the 8 PM show. This show is recommended for ages 18 and above. 

As a comedy writer, Joey Callahan has worked for Jay Leno, Jimmie "J.J." Walker, Harry Anderson, and the national bestseller "If Women Ran Things." Joey has also won the Cable Ace Award for The Rik Turner Show. As a stand up comic, Joey has been seen on Comedy Central, and ESPN's Lighter Side of Sports and Fox TV. Joey is also a national headliner and opening act for such names as Richard Belzar, Steven Wright, Bobby Collins, Michael Winslow, Joe Piscopo, Jeff Marder, Bob Nelson and Weird Al Yankovic.

Dan Wilson is a comedic force to be reckoned with. Long a favorite on the college and club circuits, Dan began to branch out in 1989 with a talked about appearance at Budd Friedman’s American Comedy Convention, held at The Riviera in Las Vegas. With that industry exposure under his belt, he began a string of television appearances including Star Search`90, A&E’s Evening at the Improv, MTV’s Half Hour Comedy Hour, Lifetime’s Girls’ Night Out and on HBO’s Hardcore T.V. Dan has opened for Dana Carvey, Richard Lewis, Emo Phillips and Richard Belzer.

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Artie Lange
Aug
11
6:00 PM18:00

Artie Lange

Artie Lange will take to the stage of the Newtown Theatre for two shows on Saturday, August 11. Doors will open at 5 PM for the 6 PM show, and at 8:30 PM for the 9 PM show. This show is recommended for ages 18 and above. 

Artie Lange started out in sketch comedy and improv, which landed him on the original cast of Fox's MADtv. He played Norm MacDonald's sidekick in Dirty Work and ABC's Norm. Artie joined the nationally syndicated Howard Stern Radio Show in 2001, replacing Jackie Martling, and recorded a one-hour special, "The Stench of Failure," for Comedy Central in 2014. He has a recurring guest role in HBO's Crashing and will release his newest book in July 2018. A film, sitcom and an animated series are also in the works. 

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Comedian Vinnie Brand
Jul
14
8:00 PM20:00

Comedian Vinnie Brand

Vinnie Brand will be on stage at the Newtown Theatre on Saturday, July 14, at 8 PM (doors open at 7 PM) with special guest Ken Krantz.

Vinnie Brand opened the Stress Factory Comedy Club in 1991, which has featured comic headliners such as Drew Carey, Gilbert Gottfried, Chris Rock, and others. He's performed at numerous comedy venues outside of his own club and has made TV appearances on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, Last Comic Standing, Restaurant Stakeout, Dave Attell: Road Work, and NickMom Night Out. 

Thanks to the Green Parrot for supporting our monthly stand-up comedy series. 

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Three Stooges Film Fest
Jun
3
1:00 PM13:00

Three Stooges Film Fest

Fans of Larry, Curly and Moe are invited to our second annual screening of five Three Stooges shorts on the big screen! Michelle Squiccimara, registrar and outreach coordinator at The Stoogeum in Ambler, will host the event and introduce each short:

  • Three Little Pigskins (1934)

  • Termites of 1938 (1938)

  • Gents Without Cents (1944)

  • Brideless Groom (1947)

  • Squareheads of the Roundtable (1948)

All proceeds benefit the non-profit Newtown Theatre, the oldest continuously operating movie house in the United States. Movie lineup is subject to change.

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Raymond The Amish Comic
Jun
2
8:00 PM20:00

Raymond The Amish Comic

The one-and-only Raymond the Amish Comic returns to the Newtown Theatre on Saturday, June 2 at 8 PM (doors open at 7 PM).

This ain’t gonna be no prayer meeting (show contains adult language).

Raymond the Amish Comic is has been performing stand-up for the past twenty-three years. Recent appearances include the Comic Strip Live in New York City, the Mohegan Sun Casino, and the Valley Forge Casino. He’s a regular guest on the WZZO Morning show with the Bearman and Keith – 95.1FM in the Lehigh Valley. He’s also been on the Miserable Men Show on Howard 101 and Opie and Anthony on Sirius Satellite as well as their comedy radio channel.

If you haven’t seen his show before, do not expect an hour of farming jokes. Raymond rants about technology, covering everything from iPhones to Netflix as well as giving you his take on the Amish Mafia and Breaking Amish. 

Thanks to the Green Parrot for supporting our monthly stand-up comedy series. 

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Comedy Night: Women Of A Certain Age
May
5
8:00 PM20:00

Comedy Night: Women Of A Certain Age

A pre-Mother's Day Girls' Night Out!

Comedians Carole Montgomery, Chris Rich and Sherry Davey will take to our stage on Saturday, May 5, starting at 8:00 PM.

With over two dozen TV credits to her name, Carole Montgomery is a respected veteran of the stand-up comedy scene nationwide. Carole has headlined clubs and colleges across the USA and starred in two different Las Vegas production shows.

Chris Rich has performed stand-up alongside Jerry Seinfeld, Roseanne, Gilbert Gottfried, and in a three-month run at The Claridge in Atlantic City with Sherman Hemsley. She has been featured on Comedy Central, ABCʼs The View, and the Lifetime Channel.

Sherry Davey was most recently on NickMom's NickMom Night Out. She also created and starred in her own digital series for NickMom called Real Housewives of the PTA. She recently appeared on AXS TV's Gotham Live and TV Guide Channel's Stand Up In Stilettos. She's also been featured on Search For The Funniest Mom in America, Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, Premium Blend, The Today Show, TruTV and Fox News.

Thanks to the Green Parrot for supporting our monthly stand-up comedy series. 

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Comedian Jim Florentine
Feb
3
8:00 PM20:00

Comedian Jim Florentine

Comedian Jim Florentine (with special guests Chad Zumock and Joe Howard) will take to the stage of the Newtown Theatre on Saturday, February 3, at 8 PM. Doors open at 7 PM.

Tickets for this show are $20 and available only through The Comedy Shoppe.

Comedian, actor, podcaster and voice artist Jim Florentine is best known for co-hosting VH1 Classic's heavy metal talk show series, That Metal Show, from 2008-2015. He's also known for his work on Comedy Central's show Crank Yankers, and he's made appearances in the movie Trainwreck and on numerous television shows, including Inside Amy Schumer, Californication, Girls, and Louie.

Thanks to the Green Parrot for supporting our monthly stand-up comedy series. 

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Comedian Robert Kelly
Jan
6
8:00 PM20:00

Comedian Robert Kelly

Stand-up comedian Robert Kelly will kick off a year of comedy at the Newtown Theatre on Saturday, January 6, 2018. Doors open at 7 PM and the show starts at 8 PM. 

Tickets are available for $20 through The Comedy Shoppe

A Boston native, Robert Kelly now lives in New York City and tours the country, performing at comedy clubs, colleges and other venues. He played comedian Louis CK's fictional brother during the first, fourth and fifth seasons of the FX sitcom Louie.

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Magician/Comedian Kevin Lee
Nov
4
8:00 PM20:00

Magician/Comedian Kevin Lee

Kevin Lee will bring his magic and comedy show to the Newtown Theatre on Saturday, November 4, starting at 8 PM (doors open at 7).

Tickets are $20 and available online.

Kevin's stage career began at The Comedy Cafe in Washington DC, before moving to Venice Beach, California, to build his repertoire of comedy, magic and juggling. While in California, he became a regular at the world-famous Comedy Store. 

Kevin has demonstrated his unique combination of comedy, magic and juggling on shows such as Showtime at the Apollo, HBO's Def Comedy Jam, and Jamie Foxx's Uptown Comedy Club, to name a few. He's also been seen on five seasons of BET's Comic View, and he's shared the stage with Gladys Knight, Chris Rock, Steve Harvey, Whitney Houston, Chris Tucker, and Sinbad.

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Comedian Gilbert Gottfried
Oct
7
6:30 PM18:30

Comedian Gilbert Gottfried

The one and only Gilbert Gottfried (with special guest Bill Chiang) will perform two shows at the Newtown Theatre on Saturday, October 7. Doors open an hour before each show.

At the young age of 15, Gilbert Gottfried began doing stand-up at open mike nights in New York City, after a few short years, became known around town as “the comedian’s comedian.” After spending several years mastering the art of stand-up comedy, producers of the legendary NBC late night comedy show Saturday Night Live became aware of Gottfried and, in 1980, hired him as a cast member. It wasn’t until a few years later when his true notoriety would begin when MTV hired him for a series of improvised and hilarious promos for the newly formed channel. This led to several television appearances on “The Cosby Show” and “Late Night with David Letterman.”

Gottfried’s work in television soon led to roles in film. Most notable was his improvised scene as business manager Sidney Bernstein in the hit sequel “Beverly Hills Cop II,” for which the New York Daily News said, “Gilbert Gottfried steals the picture with a single scene.” Aside from his glowing reputation in comedy clubs, Gottfried began to gain a reputation as the king of quirky roles in both movies and television. He appeared in such movies as “Problem Child,” “Problem Child II,” “Look Who’s Talking II” and “The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.” He was also the host of the very popular late night movie series “USA Up All Night.”

After his stellar performance as the wise cracking parrot, IAGO, in the Disney classic “Aladdin,” Gottfried became one of the most recognizable voiceover talents, lending his voice to several commercials, cartoons and movies, including the frustrated duck in the AFLAC Insurance commercials. Gottfried also is the voice of DIGIT in the long running PBS Series “Cyberchase.” His signature voice can also be heard on the Comedy Central series, “The Annoying Orange, the voice of the horse on “Family Guy,” Mr. Mxyzptlk in the new “Lego Batman 3 – Beyond Gotham” video game, and Abraham Lincoln in A Million Ways to Die in the West.

Gottfried has made numerous memorable appearances on Comedy Central Roasts and the Comedy Central series, “The Burn with Jeff Ross.” Gilbert has been a guest on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno,” “The Late Show with Seth Meyers”, “@Midnight with Chris Hardwick” and numerous appearances on “The Howard Stern Show.” He also has had a recurring role on “Law and Order” SVU as TARU tech Leo Gerber.

As a famed comics comic, Gottfried puts aside political correctness for his live performance and fires an onslaught of jokes that know no boundaries.

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Comedian Nick DiPaolo
Sep
16
8:00 PM20:00

Comedian Nick DiPaolo

Back by popular demand, Nick DiPaolo will return to the Newtown Theatre with special guest Joe Fernandes on Saturday, September 16. Doors open at 7:00 PM and the show starts at 8:00.

Tickets are available online only for $25 per person. For mature audiences only.

Nick DiPaolo has performed on The Tonight ShowLate Night with David Letterman, and Jimmy Kimmel Live. He was twice nominated for an Emmy for his writing on HBO’s The Chris Rock Show. He has also had three half-hour standup specials of his own on Comedy Central, a one-hour Showtime Special and a self-released one-hour special, Another Senseless Killing. He has had acting roles on LouieInside Amy SchumerThe Sopranos and Louis CK’s critically acclaimed Horace and Pete. He hosts one of the most popular podcasts on iTunes, The Nick Di Paolo Podcast.

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Comedian Bobby Collins
Jul
8
6:30 PM18:30

Comedian Bobby Collins

Bobby Collins will be at the Newtown Theatre for two shows on Saturday, July 8. Catch him at 6:30 PM or 9:30 PM (doors open at 5:30 and 8:30 PM). Special guest Teddy Daniels will open for Bobby. Recommended for mature audiences only.

Tickets for both performances are $30. Get tickets for the 6:30 PM show here and the 9:30 PM show here.

Bobby Collins was literally born into comedy when his father named him after his favorite comedian, Bob Hope. In the 80s, Bobby left his position as vice president of Calvin Klein to pursue his dream and ended up working along such comedy legends as Jerry Seinfeld and Jay Leno. While other comics have left the world of stand-up behind, Bobby has continued on, preferring the intimacy and energy found in live clubs, theaters and casinos.

Over the years, he's hosted VH1's Stand Up Spotlight, toured with Cher, Julio Iglesias, Dolly Parton, Tony Bennett and others, and released six comedy albums. His latest, "Telling It Like It Is, is available on BobbyCollins.com, Amazon, and iTunes.

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